So... I'm not sure how this happened

Okay, so you're all probably going 'what the...' but I can assure you I have an excellent explanation for posting this image. This is so you can all understand what is so confusing about my elbow injury!

I was sitting up last night, you know - not sleeping, and decided to learn something. So, my ulnar nerve is inflammed, and as you can imagine that would really piss off my ulnar collateral ligament, which totally explains the pain in that part of my elbow. And because my tendons are usually just dodgy, and it doesn't take a whole lot to upset them, my biceps tendon is obviously upset too, which explains further pain. Attached to my ulna is my flexor muscle, and its upset because the nerve runs through it. Attached to my radius is my extensor muscle which is upset because not only is a pissed off ulnar collateral ligament attached to it, so is a sore biceps tendon. So, now that you're sort of hopefully following, care to join me in wondering how throwing a tennis ball caused this much damage?

And as if that wasn't enough, they've also found a 4cm cyst in my left ovary. Not to mention the PCOS is my right. Life is good right? Everything that could possibly go wrong is going wrong. Now I'm just waiting for the stable to inform me that I'm unemployed again. I have no doubt that tonight will not be any different to other nights, and that means more cuts. I'm sure the cycle will end soon. In the meantime, life is great and I'm living the lie.

And I still have homework that needs doing. Not that its looking like that will ever happen.

Well, I'm off to the races tomorrow so that should be good. You know, photos and all.

Bye for now but not forever,
- the original CG

PS. Another of my friends has demanded a shoutout. So here it is. Hi Jacinta, just thought you deserved the following paragraph because you are awesome. Yes, you are awesome. And I know you're going to read this and think of a million ways to tell me that you are not awesome and I infact am the awesome one, but just shut up and believe you are awesome because its true. I don't know what I would do if I hadn't met you, so our friendship better bloody last.